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MY DOG IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE I WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM AND HE STARTED BARKING FOR NO REASON AND HE WOULDN’T STOP BARKING AND I STARTED OUT LIKE “finn, quiet” AND EVEN WHEN I WENT OUT TO DRAG HIM AWAY IT ESCALATED TO “FINN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK” AND HE SUDDENLY STOPPED BARKING AND I WAS LIKE “THANK FUCK” BUT I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND THERE WERE SEVERAL ELDERLY LADIES WALKING AWAY FROM MY HOUSE HOLDING CAKE TRAYS AND ONE OF THEM GLANCED BACK WITH FEAR AND SAW ME AND LOOKED SHOCKED AND WALKED FASTER SO THANKS FINN NOW THE LOCAL CHURCH THINKS IM POSSESSED