- “ur on my skype contacts as "suspicious looking plant” who the fuck are u"
- “ur my secret santa n i got u a rubiks cube buT I DIDN’T KNOW U WERE COLOURBLIND”
- “i’m taking photos of the school for the website why are u in all of these wtf”
- “I need a duet and i heard u played the piano???/?”
- "i saw u cited fox news as a source in ur paper and im here to tell u no”
- “I HUGGED U FROM BEHIND BC I THOUGHT U WERE MY FRIEND SHI TI A M SO SORRY”
- “i was playing kesha in my room nd i heard u playing a violin version of it next door”
- “hey buddy u need a lil help prefecting these 11 year olds u sure look like it”
- ”!!!! excuse me sir we’re watching a marvel film and the credits are rolling and ur about to leave and im here to tell u no”
- “im starving and my microwave is broken but i need to eat these leftovers if u dont let me use ur microwave i will stab a bitch”
- “ITS FCUKIN OCTOBER AND UR PLAYING FUC KING CHRISTMAS SONGS NEXT DOOR”
- “WE’RE SINGING THE SAME SONGS AT THIS KARAOKE SHIT WHAT DO WE DO”
- “hey… psst… i know we have to be silent in this library but what the fuck does this captcha say”